En Route

Supposedly, Jacob the Jeweler has found out about our movement, as I received an email saying that three of these "Rick Ross the Boss" chains were en route to our new home base. We don't normally wear chains, but we can make exceptions. If not, we may consume the diamonds and melt the gold down to make goblets.

Upper East Side Lai Boys

The expansion continues as we set out to conquer the Upper East Side. Known for it's wealth and grace, the UES is home to valuable gang turf that we will inevitably take control of.

Christmas Time

The Lai Boys do celebrate all major holidays, pushing aside turf wars and PCP sales for a day or two to participate in festivities. Christmas is on Friday and this is a general list of what we are aiming to get...in one form or another!

Two (2) two seat hovercrafts.

One (1) twelve person indoor Jacuzzi

Fifteen (15) Jugs of Everclear

One (1) Baby Penguin

Additional gifts can include and are not limited to: Friday's Chicken Fingers, Unlimited Atomic Wings, an albino tiger cub, a tour of NBC's The Office set and our own reality show.

It's Cold Outside

It's getting cold out there, but we know various ways to heat up. The general attire is a black pea coat, v-neck white tees and a jesus piece, obviously. We don't rock the Jesus piece because we are Christians (we only believe in three Gods...us), but because we are rich as hell.

Meeting

We are holding a meeting tonight at a secret location. If you understand the picture above, you'll know where to go. Decoders, try your best. The time? If you're a Lai boy, you've already figured it out.

Happy Birthday To The Originator

Happy Birthday to Rob Night Shyamalan.

December 3rd - a day we can all remember in the history books. For it's the born day of a leader. Someone who started a revolution. A Lai revolution.

Lai Boy State of Mind

If we can Lai here, we can Lai anywhere.

Lai state of mind.

Murray Hill Lai Boys

Just because we've shifted our home base to Murray Hill, doesn't mean we still don't claim turf in the East Village. We've simply moved to the center of the island so we can start expanding North, while keeping an eye on the South.

Expansion. Destroy and Rebuild.

C. Dub Opposes The East Village Lai Boys

Meat Statue

We've often thought that building a meat statue would be a good way of summoning additional members, while making a statement. True Blood solidified that feeling, and we shall commence this project some time in the near future. Who wants in?

Who Are We???

Rob Night Shyamalan.

Rob Night Shyamalan, the ringleader of the operation. Shyamalan creates movie magic, as he dictates his life as if it were a motion picture. Surprise and twists are not uncommon when Rob hits the streets.

Hercules "The Goose" Sanchez.

The Goose is the muscle of the operation, handling any trouble that comes the Lai Boys' way. His sass enthralls the ladies like a slob in a pizza hut.

Catullus The Poet.

Catullus seduces females and enemies alike with his hypnotic, erotic poetry. He has the wisdom of a great philosopher, and the singing voice of Enrique Iglesias.

The East Village Lai Boys

The East Village Lai Boys were placed on this planet to not only claim turf, move weight and snatch your girl - but to bring the justice to those who may have been forgotten in the rat race. Neglected by the masses. Slapped by the morals of society.

We have risen up in to the three members that we are. Three sassy, powerful Lai Boys put here to bring justice.

Lai Boys in the building...

The East Village Lai Boys

We Have Arrived