C. Dub Opposes The East Village Lai Boys

Meat Statue


We've often thought that building a meat statue would be a good way of summoning additional members, while making a statement. True Blood solidified that feeling, and we shall commence this project some time in the near future. Who wants in?

Who Are We???

Rob Night Shyamalan.

Rob Night Shyamalan, the ringleader of the operation. Shyamalan creates movie magic, as he dictates his life as if it were a motion picture. Surprise and twists are not uncommon when Rob hits the streets.


Hercules "The Goose" Sanchez.

The Goose is the muscle of the operation, handling any trouble that comes the Lai Boys' way. His sass enthralls the ladies like a slob in a pizza hut.

Catullus The Poet.

Catullus seduces females and enemies alike with his hypnotic, erotic poetry. He has the wisdom of a great philosopher, and the singing voice of Enrique Iglesias.

The East Village Lai Boys


The East Village Lai Boys were placed on this planet to not only claim turf, move weight and snatch your girl - but to bring the justice to those who may have been forgotten in the rat race. Neglected by the masses. Slapped by the morals of society.

We have risen up in to the three members that we are. Three sassy, powerful Lai Boys put here to bring justice.

Lai Boys in the building...

The East Village Lai Boys

We Have Arrived