Christmas Time

The Lai Boys do celebrate all major holidays, pushing aside turf wars and PCP sales for a day or two to participate in festivities. Christmas is on Friday and this is a general list of what we are aiming to get...in one form or another!

Two (2) two seat hovercrafts.

One (1) twelve person indoor Jacuzzi

Fifteen (15) Jugs of Everclear

One (1) Baby Penguin

Additional gifts can include and are not limited to: Friday's Chicken Fingers, Unlimited Atomic Wings, an albino tiger cub, a tour of NBC's The Office set and our own reality show.

It's Cold Outside

It's getting cold out there, but we know various ways to heat up. The general attire is a black pea coat, v-neck white tees and a jesus piece, obviously. We don't rock the Jesus piece because we are Christians (we only believe in three Gods...us), but because we are rich as hell.

Meeting

We are holding a meeting tonight at a secret location. If you understand the picture above, you'll know where to go. Decoders, try your best. The time? If you're a Lai boy, you've already figured it out.

Happy Birthday To The Originator

Happy Birthday to Rob Night Shyamalan.

December 3rd - a day we can all remember in the history books. For it's the born day of a leader. Someone who started a revolution. A Lai revolution.